| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
IDIOTS & RETAIL
- |I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signe...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
358 |
| 2 |
Dog jokes
- What dog
is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
A
spot-weiler!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
345 |
| 3 |
A game of golf
- A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
64 |
| 4 |
DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
- |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of th...Read the whole joke |
Dumb Jokes |
62 |
| 5 |
Surgery
- I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
53 |
| 6 |
Car and train jokes
- On Fred's 17th
birthday, his Dad
said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.
As they ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
51 |
| 7 |
A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
50 |
| 8 |
Dentist jokes
- Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
43 |
| 9 |
Noisy stuff
- Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 ...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
41 |
| 10 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
40 |
| 11 |
A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
40 |
| 12 |
A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
40 |
| 13 |
A dentis appointment
- Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
40 |
| 14 |
My car
- A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
39 |
| 15 |
Ashamed
- Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
38 |
| 16 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee....
- From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
38 |
| 17 |
A good student
- It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
37 |
| 18 |
Blonde Sky Divers
- |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
37 |
| 19 |
Dirty minds
- Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
36 |
| 20 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
35 |
| 21 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
34 |
| 22 |
A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
33 |
| 23 |
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
33 |
| 24 |
Magician and Parrot
- Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
33 |
| 25 |
A delicacy
- An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
33 |
