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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 2 |
A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 3 |
A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 4 |
Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 5 |
Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 6 |
An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 7 |
An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 8 |
Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 9 |
Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 10 |
Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 11 |
Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 13 |
Fear of bombs on planes
- |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 14 |
Flying without a parachute
- |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 15 |
Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 16 |
International airline
- |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 17 |
Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 18 |
Results of damage testing
- |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 19 |
Scary organization
- |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 20 |
Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 21 |
Teaching the child
- |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 22 |
The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Christmas airport
- |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 24 |
The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 25 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean
- |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
